White House Tries New Gentle Approach to Diplomacy

ricehughes.jpgIn an effort to sensitively annihilate growing anti-Americanism around the world, Condoleezza Rice and Karen Hughes broke out the ten-kiloton smiles at a press conference earlier today, where Hughes was introduced as the Bush Adminstration's choice for the role of undersecretary of state for public diplomacy. Rice said that the United States "must mobilize young people around the world to shatter the mistrust of past grievances and to foster a new spirit of tolerance and mutual respect." President Bush, via a written statement, suggested "an aggressive effort to share and communicate America's fundamental values..." Not to be outdone, Hughes tenderly added, "We need to stab these motherfuckers in the eye with the generosity and compassion of the American people!"


Rice Introduces Hughes as New Diplomat [AP]

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