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Who Do You Think Are Florida Rep Allen West's '80 Communists' In The House of Representatives?

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If Florida Representative Allen West says there are80 Communists in the House, then there are 80 Communists in the House! (Allen West is not talking about your garden-variety Barack Hussein Obama Communists; he is talking about actual members of the Communist Party!) But he leaves unanswered the very important question of WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY! You cannot just say there are Communists in the House and then coyly leave out who they are and what their Queen of Diamonds will be! We cannot restart HUAC all on our lonesome, we need brave and fearless leadership to restart it for us! Otherwise, the children will not be able to sleep in their beds for fear of being grabbed by 1952!


So who are Allen West's 80 House Communists? Let us witch-hunt together, after the jump!

John Boehner.

Ben Quayle.

Gabby Giffords.

California (all of it, Katie).

Ralph Nader.

Alec Baldwin.

Fidel Castro.

Steve King.

Jim Sensenbrenner.

Jerry Nadler.

John Dingell.

Jean Schmidt.

Jean D'Arc

Jean-Bertrand Aristide.

Aristotle.

Margaret Thatcher.

Ronald Reagan.

Stalin.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Do-Nothing Republicans Continue Doing Nothing About Traitor Trump

Can you keep a crook in office while not looking crooked yourself?

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Monday in Helsinki, Donald Trump stood next to Russian President Vladimir Putin, the official sponsor of Trump's White House reality show, and glibly debased America and its institutions in exchange for a soccer ball, which frankly is more than his soul was ever worth. Republican leaders, defenders of liberty all, strongly condemned the president's actions. House Speaker Paul Ryan went so far as to say, "There's no place for this. [He] should apologize. That's dangerous for our society, that's dangerous for our democracy."

Sorry, no, that was a statement Ryan made when Rep. Maxine Waters suggested citizens personally let members of Trump's cabinet know how much they suck. Ryan's actual statement post-Helsinki reminded me more of the "vaguebooking" your friend posts on social media when their marriage is collapsing.

There is no question that Russia interfered in our election and continues attempts to undermine democracy here and around the world. That is not just the finding of the American intelligence community but also the House Committee on Intelligence. The president must appreciate that Russia is not our ally. There is no moral equivalence between the United States and Russia, which remains hostile to our most basic values and ideals. The United States must be focused on holding Russia accountable and putting an end to its vile attacks on democracy.

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