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Who Let A Girl Into Donald Trump's Sausage Party? Liveblogging The GOP Debate
If you can pick out the Girl Reagan, you win an Obamaphone!
Lord have mercy what the fuck was that? It was the Kids' Table Debate, for the kids! Now let's watch the real Top Ten candidates, and also Carly Fiorina as "Carly," clawing each other to death (MEOW HISS!), and making each other bleed from their wherevers.
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