Who Slugged John Roberts?

Ok, why the hell not. We noticed John Roberts looking a little weathered this morning too, though we didn't think much of it at the time. But now that a good dozen of you have emailed to ask about it, here's the blurry, inconclusive video.

As for what happened to him, it's obvious -- dude's a turbo, someone pulled a Kenny Rogers.

UPDATE: K, someone bothered to call CNN. They say it's a follow-up to "basal cell surgery," which means the guy has skin cancer and all of you were LAUGHING at him.


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