Who Wants To Be a Superpower?
Now that America's finished, who will take over the world?
Might a nice country like Canada or Switzerland have a shot? Will China rule the galaxy yet allow Americans to keep the leading roles, as in Firefly? And if Iran takes over, do we all get new tailored suits -- the men, we mean -- and gift bags?
With the Main Stream Media blind to our empire's last days, it is left to Cracked magazine (it was sorta like Mad and apparently still exists) to rate the contestants for New Global Superpower.
Who's the Next World Superpower? [Cracked]