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Who Will Be America's Next Most Historic Secretary of State?

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With Hillary Clinton slow drifting off towards her retirement in the assisted living community ofMemes, the Hot Question (not really) in all of Washington is, who will be our nation's next "top diplomat" to bring us a shooting war in Libya? No, wait, the Hot Question is, who will win the presidential election? If it's Romney, of course, General McWarDongle will take the reins at Foggy Bottom and declare nuclear war domestically. But if it's Obama, we'll likely get the most boring possible choice. Think of the most boring possible choice, now, and then click the clicky! (HINT: IT'S THE GHOUL IN THE TOP PHOTO.)


John Kerry has been kissing ass since forever to become the next Secretary of State, and all the Washington Insiders are buying it. Look, here is Leslie Gelb in the Daily Beast, talking about the Washington Insiders!

Obama’s list centers on John Kerry, chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee; U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice; and National Security Adviser Thomas Donilon. According to insiders, Obama is thinking Kerry would travel a lot and successfully, and interfere least with policymaking. Susan Rice’s blend of soft and hard line sits well in the Oval Office. Donilon is regarded as the wisest policy and political head.

Ha ha, "Obama is thinking Kerry would get the fuck out of the way the most." That's always how it goes, isn't it?

[Daily Beast]

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ProPublica released a recording yesterday of children in a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) detention facility crying for their parents after being subjected to the tender mercies of the New Cruelty.

The children are distraught, sobbing, inconsolable (not that the Border Patrol agents seem especially interested in consoling them). As ProPublica notes, "They scream 'Mami' and 'Papá' over and over again, as if those are the only words they know." You do not want to listen. But maybe you must.


One Border Patrol agent makes a very amusing joke as he hears all the children crying: "Well, we have an orchestra here [...] What's missing is a conductor."

Can anyone doubt that SS guards made similar jokes as children were unloaded from boxcars?

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Mark Sanford is all mopey because he just lost his cushy Congress job after Donald Trump said mean things about him on Twitter. This was not the expected ending of a distinguished career, which involved lying to his constituents as governor about his whereabouts because he was conducting a clandestine affair.

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