Who Won New Hampshire? It WAS Your Mom? Man, Wonkette Is NEVER RIGHT.
HEY NEW HAMPSHUH! Did you vote? Of course not, you are hardly even a Massachusetts illegal bus at all! Anyway, here are the rest of us to "watch television" with you and "read the internet" with you and ask, really Vox, fifty-one percent of you were still undecided FIVE FUCKING DAYS AGO????
Jesus people, pick someone (Warren), anyone (Warren), it's not that fucking hard (any of the others, not Tulsi, but also: Warren).
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