Who's Pumped To Spend A Week With Republicans, In Tampa, In The Summer?
There is nothing more titillating than the possibility of spending a week with wingnut delegates and Mitt Romney in plastic neon boretown Tampa, Florida, the city where oppressive humidity was invented, in August. It's everything overweight fair-skinned reporters have always dreamed of! And the Tampa Bay Host Committee has released ateaser trailer to help you boner up for all the exciting events they've got planned for Republican National Convention week: explosions, explosions, and more explosions! Maybe a lil' politics on the side too? Tampa's the place to be, in August.
Will the Republican National Convention be better than The Dark Knight Rises?
Just set a cap on hooker prices, please.
[via VF Daily]