Why Are Chicks So Uptight? A Conspiracy
The problem with women, part 1: Breasts too small! Also, too ill because of small breasts:
"And I thought I would just share with you what science says today about slicone breast implants. If you have them, you're healthier than if you don't. That is what the ultimate science shows...In fact, there's no science that shows that silicone breast implants are detrimental and, in fact, they make you healthier." — Senator Tom Coburn, R-OK, WaPo
The problem with women, part 2: Too whiny! Also, need to remember we're only bringing Iraq into the 1700s:
"Look at our Constitution when it was first fashioned. Look what it did with respect to women not voting. Look what it did with respect to blacks and the way they were counted in the population. So you don't get from where they were to where they're going on a feather bed, as Thomas Jefferson said. You get there through tough discussion, trials, error, mistakes, good things, and they're on that path. And I think people ought to step back and say, 'Isn't that amazing? Isn't that a wonderful thing for that region?'" — Donald Rumsfeld, MSNBC
—C.S.