Why Can't The Real Gays Be All Outlaw Exciting Like Daily Caller's Patrick Howley Wishes They Were?
Ohai gays! 'Sup? Were you just hanging out wishing that a straight conservative dude would roll on up and tell you how boring you've become with your sniveling talk of "rights" and discrimination when you should just be in the closet at work and fabulous at the club? Then the Daily Caller has your back, people, because they've given you the great gift of one Patrick Howley, non-homosexxican, to tell you about how he just doesn't get all tingly and excited by you any more.
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