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Why Did Secret Service Let A Man Wearing SHOES Into Bush Press Conference???

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George W. Bush's armed phalanx of security goons did a piss-poor job of defending the President from the terrible threat of shoes the other day. Ever since theshoe bomber incident of 2001, every moran in America has known what a dangerous weapon a simple human foot-covering can be. So why did security screeners not notice an Iraqi journalist wearing these shoe-like objects that were, in fact, shoes?


More to the point, why did Secret Service agents not shoot that guy to death repeatedly? That is the normal protocol, to draw your gun and start blammin' away if anybody looks at your President sideways.

The answer, of course, is that everybody is just so tired and bored of Bush that they were all just like, "Oh blah blah blah, look another Iraqi hates George Bush and is screaming while hurling objects at him, guess I'll go play my XBox now."

Secret Service Shows Unusual Restraint in 'Bizarre' Shoe Incident [Political Radar]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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