Why Does John McCain Want To Feast On Your Child's Brains?
Barack Obama's new ad is about Education. How very exciting. Education. But given the material, it's mildly funny: the screen suddenly turns gray and a pervy image of John McCain appears and he's just staring at the creatures and his head is inflating like a devil balloon and he hates education money and he's like I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT YR BRAIN NOODLES, exactly. [ YouTube ]