Why Is Super Bowl Racist Against Stopping Barack Obama's Abortion?
Blah blah, another ghetto kid from a broken home, why not just abort it, OH WAIT JUST A GODDAMNED MINUTE YOU MEAN IT'S BARACK OBAMA?
So, here we have the Curious Paradox of an anti-abortion commercial that makes liberals want to stop abortion and conservatives want to start actually performing abortions, on passers-by. Why won't the Super Bowl go back in time and play this commercial, and also the one with the sexy slutz having vaginal intercourse with broccoli, for freedom? What does the Super Bowl even stand for, anymore? [YouTube]