Why Washington DC May Have to Go Without Representation After All
Just another day in Utah: Utah County Republicans were "unable to take official action" on the immigration issue at their own State Convention "because not enough members stuck around long enough to vote, despite the pleadings of party officials."
Why? Because of Satan, of course! The Dark Lord, The Beast, the Devourer of Worlds is apparently, personally behind the influx of illegal immigrants. That asshole Lou Dobbs has been totally sugarcoating this issue!
Don't believe us? Ask Don Larsen!
Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan's minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.
In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants "hate American people" and "are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won't do."
Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to "destroy Christian America" and replace it with "a godless new world order -- and that is not extremism, that is fact," Larsen said.
At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. "by self invasion."
OMG! We totally want to see this grown ass man cry! Please, people: render undo YouTube what is rightfully YouTube's!
So there you have it--if Congress starts just handing out the right to Congressional representation to everyone, we'll not only get Marion Barry, gasification, and a bevy of bitches bent on setting us up--we'll get a bunch of desert-dwelling koo-kooheads who think a concrete wall and some English lessons will hold back Armageddon. Who's for giving the Articles of Confederation another try?
Convention ends with Satan and immigrants [Utah Daily Herald]