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With nothing else to talk about today, despite the fact that Sharia is slowly being added to law books all over the country, RedState decided they were gonna have themselves a good ol' Photoshoppin' contest with a photo of the newly made-over Oval Office. But three hours later, why has no one entered yet? "Da Rules: Don’t be profane, don’t be disgusting, don’t be crazy. This is for fun." First of all, "Da"? That sounds BLACK. And it's impossible not to be profane or disgusting or crazy when you make a racist Photoshop. And also Photoshops of the Oval Office are VERY SERIOUS MATTERS for conservatives, not "for fun." So we are providing a Photoshopped image of a floating Erick Erickson with his trusty laptop in this version of RedState's Oval Office photo, and we are holding a Blingee contest!


Just download this image, then go onto Blingee, and then show us your result! Just like in the RedState contest, the winner will be tweeted. And RedState will probably have to retweet our winner by default, because nobody has entered their contest. :^(

Here's a sample:

Da Rules: Do be profane, do be disgusting, do be crazy. NOW GET BLINGING, WONKETTEERS. [RedState]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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