- With most ballot challenges finished, Al Franken leads by 48 votes over his opponent the dildo. [Star Tribune]
- Hillary Clinton will try to save the economy from her perch at the State Department. [NYT]
- Unlike other recessions in which few "real" people lose their jobs or "rich" industries go under, the current Deep Recession will find a way to destroy us all. [WP]
- SO COLD, more proof that the liberals lie with their global climate, er, "change." [Weather.com]
- Presumptuous black fraud Barack Obama will be sworn in with Abraham Lincoln's personal Bible, which is a Koran. [Politico]
