Why Won't Ron Paul Debate Brilliant, Scholarly Gentleman Chris Peden?
This has been circulating for a little while, but the question lingers: why won't Ron Paul debate his congressional primary opponent Chris Peden, that delightful everyman for whom everyone should vote? Peden sure wants to debate, because he's right on every issue and Ron Paul is weird. Yet Ron Paul asks, "What is there to debate?" and then declares Peden "needs to debate with himself!" Oh Ron, you just know that if Peden debated God, Peden would mop the floor with his 20-foot-tall ass. Video evidence of this blight to society, after the jump.