"WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE THIS DECLINING COUNTRY??? WELL??? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!"
Look at this shouty email your Wonkette editor received today! It is about Ron Paul—and not just in the sense that everything written in all-caps is automatically, in some way, technically "about" Ron Paul. This letter is a Reasonable One though, as its author merely requests that everyone "JUST LAY OFF UNTIL HE WINS IN 2012 PLEASE!!!!" After 2012—uhh if Ron Paul allows there tobe a 2012!!—you can all just do what you want.
date: Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 4:07 PM
subject: YOU DISGUSTING RON PAUL ATTACKER!!!!!
I READ YOUR FILTHY NO GOOD ATTACK ON RON PAUL TODAY. WHY WOULD YOU
ATTACK THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE THIS DECLINING COUNTRY??? WELL???
IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
RON PAUL WILL KEEP OUR KIDS OUT OF HUMAN-IMPLANT RFID CHIPS. AND HE
WON'T LET US DIE IN WARS FOR ISRAEL!!! HE WON'T LET US GET AMEROS OR
HAVE MANDATORY NATIONAL ID CARDS OR LET OUR COUNTRY ELITES IN THE CFR
CREATE A NORTH AMERICAN UNION! I FIND IT SICKENING THAT'D YOU'D
DERIDE OUR NATION'S ONLY VIABLE HOPE!
EXECUTIVE ORDER 6102 IN 1933 NULLIFIED OUR CONSTITUTION AND AMERICA IS
CURRENTLY UNDER MARTIAL LAW AND RON PAUL IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STAND
UP TO THE ELITES AND END THIS SLAVERY AND SAVE OUR COUNTRY AND ITS
PEOPLE SO JUST LAY OFF UNTIL HE WINS IN 2012 PLEASE!!!!