Will Embarrassing Elitist Photos Emerge From Obama's Hawaii Vacation?
Democratic operatives are surprisinglynot scared shitless about Obama's upcoming vacation to Hawaii, despite the party's well known reputation as shirtless pussies who are always being gay on beaches: "In a piece of footage endlessly recycled to mock his supposed elitism and even foreignness, Mr Kerry was caught on camera windsurfing off Massachusetts. Since Mr Obama is taking his holiday at a private beach house in Hawaii, surrounded by the secret service, campaign officials worry less about his exposure to the paparazzi. Besides, they say, most Americans will be tuned into the Olympics." The Olympics? Ha! You silly campaign officials, letting down your guard. [Financial Times]