Will Joe Go?
Oliver Willis channels the Lieberman campaign via the Iraqi Minister of Truth:
There have been some reports that Joe Lieberman plans to drop out of the presidential race. Nothing could be further from the truth. As I speak, one billion voters are going to the polls to vote for Joe Lieberman and Allah smiles on them. Already John Kerry, John Edwards and Howard Dean are about to concede to Joe Lieberman. They fear his mighty jowls and wavering voice, they bow at the feet of his mainstream, moderate positions.
A Message from the Lieberman 2004 Campaign [Oliver Willis]