Will Stephen Miller Be The New Mooch? Maybe! Sure, Why Not!
Hey! Were you by any chance wondering to yourself "Um, is Robyn just going to write about dicks all day today?"
YOU BET SHE IS. And no one can stop her. I mean, me.
Because the hot goss this afternoon, other than Eric Bolling's dick, is the fact that Stephen Miller may be the next White House Communications Director. Which is not that big of a surprise, really, since I think the primary qualification for this position is the tendency to go around saying awful and generally kind of offensive things all the time.
According to a report from Axiom, though Miller is not the top contender for the position, he is under consideration -- and Steve Bannon is way into it, because of all the sexy anti-Semitic dogwhistling Miller was doing at a press briefing this week when he accused Jim Acosta of having a "cosmopolitan bias." Trump, reportedly, digs him too, because he really likes it when his people are terrible to journalists.
I, for one, am just hoping it's not another Italian.
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Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse