Don Imus becomes the first major media figure to ask Kerry about "this report on the internet about an intern": Kerry confirms that he knows about the report. Imus denigrates the story even as he asks about it: "There's probably nothing to it. . ." Kerry responds emphatically, "There's nothing to report, there's nothing to talk about, I'm not going to talk about it," adding, "The answer is no." (There wasn't really a question, but hey.) Later, Imus muses that Kerry is "not a fool" and would not have denied it if it was true. Because no intelligent man has ever denied rumors of an affair. Ever. [Quotes are approximate, will work on getting a transcript.]