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Global Wine Shortage Could Spell Doom For Dinner Parties, Street Living

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Soon we will be rationing wine like common paupers, Margo. The thought of it!

Morgan Stanley Research took a major dump on everyone’s Halloween by releasing a report outlining a global undersupply in cases of wine, about 300 million. This is the lowest in nearly fifty years, notably around the time the President of the United States was ASSASSINATED! Coincidence? Probably, but who cares!!

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