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WND Finds Duggar Daughters’ Secret Of Happy Families. Spoiler: It’s Jesus

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Stay Fertile, my Friend.Watch, if you can, this video of 21% of the Duggar children as they explain the secret to successful family life, especially how to do dating, or as these gals call it, "courtship," because only sluts "date." It's "dating with a purpose," they explain, aimed at finding a good Christian man to fill your quiver. And as it happens, the Duggirls -- Jinger, Jill, Jessica and Jana -- have a book out what is called Growing Up Duggar: It's All About Relationships, WND would like to remind you, and we are pretty taken with its combination of Barry Williams's title Growing Up Brady: I Was a Teenage Greg and the most obvious subtitle ever -- you mean to say that family life involves relationships? There's an insight!


We were also rather fascinated by Jean Loudon's strange verbal slip where she asks "what preempted the book, why did you decide to do it?" But we decided that we wouldn't make a big deal about it. And we even decided that we wouldn't make too much of the sisters' voices, which, even though the family is from Alabama Arkansas, bring to mind what Kurt Vonnegut said about Indianapolis accents, "where common speech sounds like a band saw cutting galvanized tin."

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