Wolfowitz to Hang Comb at World Bank?

FT reports that lovable neocon and amateur hairdresser Paul Wolfowitz is on the short list of candidates to head the World Bank. We can't think of anything more confidence inspiring: Global finance, from the same people who brought you the Iraq war. We think it's a harder sell, though we look forward to Fox News bringing us heart-warming stories of brave accountants on the front lines, bleeding red ink in their fight to spread American values to countries unlucky enough to not already be America.

Also, other countries don't hate us enough yet.

Wolfowitz on shortlist for World Bank top post [FT]


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