Attention all Wonkessourians! Yr Wonkette wants to "show you" how to party! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest Orgy And World Tour wends its way into St. Louis tonight with the force of a million exploding suns! That is some heavy-duty wending, we would have to say!

Get yourselves to the Schlafly Tap Room tonight, June 10, 6 PM. 2100 Locust St. (at 21st), St. Louis, MO 63103, 314-241-BEER x1 Sez Yr Editrix, "We understand it is actually owned by Phyllis Schlafly’s nephew or something, so we say cackle cackle cackle fuck yeah." Bonus bragging rights if you use your mobile device to edit Conservapedia while you're there!

Maybe "Gateway Pundit" (named for the city, not the beat up old computer) St. Louisite (St. Louisian?) Jim Hoft will stop by and cover the bar tab, because he OWES US.

What's next? They've got a full tank of gas, a Hybrid Synergy Drive, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and they're wearing sunglasses.

Rebecca and Lisa will power-slide the Prius to a stop next to the Picasso at the Richard J Daley plaza, singing "Sweet Home Chicago" and hoping Joe Walsh drops by. Party in Chi-Town on Thursday June 13, 6PM. Christina’s Place, 3759 N. Kedzie Ave., Chicago, 773-463-1768.

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