Wonkagenda For Wed., April 17, Is All You!
Dom's out sick, and we're not sure that's legal!
Which means NO WONKAGENDA TODAY, except whatever tabs I've got open and what you leave in the comments. My don't we have fun!
Something about vaccines and Republicans voting in new exemptions!
A thing about Mark Zuckerberg! I forget but people were tweeting one certain line a lot.
Hey here's a tab! Colorado green-energy loans will cost you 2.75 percent!!!!
Everything you know about recycling is wrong!
I have three tabs open on this so it must be important: Attorney General William Barr MAY be a wee liar!
Trump tax cuts unpopular! No shit!
I have never read this and I am never going to read it but it's been open in my tabs for ... well, when did it post.
Here's how Shy made last night's red pepper sauce.
Here's how I'm going to make pineapple vodka (scroll to comments).
Here's Wonkette Enemy of the People tees.
Here's a thing!
And another thing!
And one more!
OKAY BOOM WONKAGENDA OVER, POST SHIT IN THE COMMENTS, GO!
Wonkette: Not afraid to be servicey.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.