- Morning, Wonkers! The following stories may or may not grace the pixels of your Wonkette today!
- Trump and Pence couldn't even make it through the first weekend of their shotgun marriage without arguing like children.
- Stephen Colbert has inaugurated the 2016 RNC Hungry for Power Games!
- TrumpCon2016's speakers list looks like a giant family-style blow job festival.
- A veteran shot and killed several police officers in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, this weekend. This isn't funny, it never was, and it never will be.
- Oh hey, the Saudis miiiight have had something to do with 9/11!
- Track Palin Has Most Charges Dropped From Punching Girlfriend In The Face, That's Nice
- Gov. John Kasich wants everyone to carry guns at TrumpCon2016. What could go wrong?
- GOP platform officially adopts Bundy nonsense, calls to axe national forests and parks.
- Messican Republicans roll over, beg for forgiveness from Trump, and endorse their new Cheeto Jesus.
Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.
