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NewsAugust 08, 2016 09:11 AM
Wonkagenda: Monday, August 8, 2016
This total nobody wants to be your Preznit!
Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the stories yr Wonkette may grace your facespace with today!
- Ex-CIA nobody might, possibly file paperwork to run for Preznit because #NeverTrump can't Trump.
- Marco Rubio loves the Zika virus so much that he wants ladies to have their Olympic-virus infected babies, even if if kills them.
- JEB!'s son is a Trumpkin and wishes EVERYONE would just convert to Trumpiness already.
- Bottom feeding skirt-chaser Roger Ailes had a "Black Room" at Fox full of shady people doing shady things for Roger Ailes.
- The Steves who are giving Trump the most monies are his economic advisors.
- The American Nazi Party (it's a real thing) think Trump would be, "a real opportunity" for the poor, disadvantaged white people.
- HHAA! Ben Carson thinks Peggy Noonan is a progressive!
- Mo-Do is full of oh-no's, and seems to have fallen off the deep end.