Morning Wonkettarite! You're all smart, sexy people (YES, YOU ARE!) but you probably know some people without all the smarts, sotake a minute and check out these voter registration deadlines. Make sure your spawn and your squad know that they need to get off their asses and vote! Now, here's some of the stories yr Wonkette might be talking about today.

Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.


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