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Seattle, Bellingham, Spokane, Washington: Prepare The Wine And Women

And bring them to me.

Sup fuckers? Mama needs to get on the open road and water, and this time, that means SEATTLE, BELLINGHAM, and SPOKANE, WASHINGTON, YOU SHALL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF US.

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Remember Elian Gonzalez?

The dads. The dads were PISSED.

It was 18 years ago. The little boy, whose mother had died on the raft trip from Cuba. His Miami relatives wanted him to keep him, for freedom. His father, in Cuba, wanted him FUCKING BACK.

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Denver, Colorado, We Are Mile High, TONIGHT!

DO YOU GET IT IT IS A DENVER OMELET.

Can't make a Denver omelet without breaking some eggs

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Oklahoma Teachers Wa-Wa-Wa-WALKOUT (And Wonkette Is There!)

Get your hot Oklahoma teacher walkout pix here!

I think we found the Wonkette mascot.

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Wichita Tonight And Denver On Wednesday, We Are On The Road Again!

Come and see us while the seein's good!

The Wonkebago WAS dead! Long live the Wonkebago! (It was nothing, just a short in the sensor that LETS IT DRIVE. It dried out and we were on the road again.)

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DO NOT Meet Us In St. Louis!

Repeat: DO NOT meet us in St. Louis, we got CANCELLED.

Y'all, the #wonkebago et mort, at least for today, and possibly for the next two weeks depending on "parts" and "bullshit." We'll let you all know about Wichita and Denver!

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Lexington, Kentucky, Let Us Shine Like The Moon!

When we get home from this trip, we're never leaving again, so MEET US WHILE THE MEETIN'S GOOD.

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Sunshine On Our Shoulders, West Virginia To Denver, Wonkette's Comin' On Home

Our route's changed a tiny, better check and see if we're parked in your driveway RIGHT NOW!

We are so tired, you wonderful terrible ones. So fucking tired. We saw, we marched, we cried our eyes out. Have a list of places we will be this week and next, and come out and perk us up! We've changed our route a tiny (Kansas City, you got boned), so maybe we're in your driveway RIGHT NOW!

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The Children Are Here, And They're FUCKING MAGNIFICENT

We are all wrung out with our love for them.

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We Are In DC, Gon' TAKE YOUR FUCKING GUNS :D

A couple weeks ago, we left Montana to head to DC for the #teens' March For Our Lives (we drive slow). We stopped by to see our girlfriend on the way out of town, and her friendly, not-stupid, but very racist trucker boyfriend was so happy for us! "Whatcha doing in New York?" he wanted to know. He was so excited! "No, we're going to DC," I told him, delightedly. "We're going to take your guns!"

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Through Snow And Rain And Sleet And Hail: It's New York And DC Drinky Things!

We thought about canceling on yinz ... wait, that is Pittsburgh. We thought about canceling on tu ustedes, but what is a little nor'easter between friends?

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It's Always Time To March On Drinking Liberally In Philadelphia

Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT!

IT IS A BIG YELLOW BIRD. DO YOU GET IT? TELL ME IF YOU GET IT.

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Steel Yourself For Wonkette's Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!

Pittsburgh. Drinky Thing. GO NOW.

Donna Rose is a Super-frog (turtle?)-astronaut hero! In Fargo!

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Chicago, Take Away The Greatest Part Of Me! (TONIGHT!)

Baby please don't go! Wait, do go! TO SEE US!

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MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)

GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.

What's the matter, you never saw a guy slept with a fish before?

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Minneapolis/St. Paul, We're Gonna Make It Tonight After All!

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER.

I'm the Rhoda, you're the Mary.

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