Wonkette Answers: Our Plans

So will you be going to sleep tonight, or just partying on until dawn?


- JRH

Oh, we're going to start drinking in earnest in about five minutes, and after the bar closes we will empty the contents of our mini-bar into a pillowcase and suck on it until we fall into a dreamless sleep. This is pretty much the opposite of partying.

Post-election? Our first plan is to go see that movie where Nic Cage says "This dollar bill is trying to tell me something." We think it's a Bush bio pic.

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