Wonkette Answers: Our Plans

So will you be going to sleep tonight, or just partying on until dawn?


Oh, we're going to start drinking in earnest in about five minutes, and after the bar closes we will empty the contents of our mini-bar into a pillowcase and suck on it until we fall into a dreamless sleep. This is pretty much the opposite of partying.

Post-election? Our first plan is to go see that movie where Nic Cage says "This dollar bill is trying to tell me something." We think it's a Bush bio pic.


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