Wonkette Answers: Voting Gets You Some -- But Only Some
More reader election questions: Granted that lives hang in the balance, that electing the "wrong man" may lead to blood in the streets and no bread in the shops, and that we who decry the democratic franchise ipso facto flirt with fascism . . . , well, how will voting help me get laid by smart, slutty chicks who know how to build bombs and make hash pipes out of apples?
Oooh, we know her, too! Though, honestly? Total psycho stalker. Very needy. She totally digs democracy and all, but if we were you we wouldn't mention that you voted. How do you actually bag groovy chicks? Just hypothetically, we mean.