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Wonkette Answers: Wither Wonkette?

We've been getting a little more mail than usual about the State of the Blog, i.e.:


Who the hell is "Greg Beato" and where the fuck are you?
Yes, it seems that an update is in order. To take the second question first: Wonkette is in Washington, full-time now as a matter of fact. Mr. Wonkette, recently of New York Magazine, has decided to do something a little more trendy and superficial and will be editing a new section at CQ Weekly. (More ass-fucking, I told him, congressmen love that.)

As for Greg Beato (pronounced "bee-a-toe"), he is a homeless person who used to work for Suck. Gawker media has generously put him to work filling the space between the ads left on Wonkette.com while I hammer away at my forthcoming novel (which was due approximately yesterday). Soon he will be able to afford a refrigerator box to call his very own.

You know, this is the kind of thoughtful, reasoned dialog that makes us really miss more frequent reader interaction. How about this: We'll be taking questions all day (to ); we just found a liquor store that delivers.

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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