Wonkette Caption Contest: The Technical Difficulties Edition

Yeah, we were having some technical difficulties this afternoon. Our servers had to be rebooted, and it took way longer than it was supposed to. (This reader email summed it up perfectly: "Nice work, guys. You broke it.")

Anyway, while we were in limbo, the Hotline guys have pretty much said everything there is to be said about the Scott McClellan departure. We have some catching up to do.

So while we try to cook up more idiocy, please amuse yourselves, with this great pic gracing the Times homepage:


In the comments -- assuming they're working (try hitting the "refresh" button if you get taken back to the same screen after login) -- please offer your suggested captions for this priceless photo. Thanks.


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