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Wonkette Does Boston

We are so embarrassed. Scooped by the WP's Reliable Source and about our own career, no less! Today he reports that Wonkette will be covering the Democratic National Convention for MTV News, and there's some speculation as to whether Ana Marie Cox is a name that's "cool" enough for the youth-oriented network -- maybe I should use my porn name instead. (Because, let's face it, when it comes to the conventions, correspondents' names are the most interesting topic anyone could possibly come up with.) One correction: They misstated my porn name. Muffin Witchwood is my given name. Ana Marie Cox is my porn name.


The concern about my being too old for MTV is real, though I try to keep up with what the young people are into. I understand that this band "The Outkast" sells a lot of phonograph records. And I look forward to meeting the star of "Punk-ed," Ashley Kutcher, and his lovely special friend, Michael Moore. Another concern are the security risks at the convention; Maureen Dowd writes today that the Secret Service is advising journalists to bring gas masks.

I think I'll just bring duct tape. (Like I'm not wearing some right now!)

MTV Takes Wonkette Beyond the Beltway [WP, fourth item]

Breck Girl Takes On Dr. No [NYT]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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