WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!! KING OF POP WAVES, CONGRESSIONAL STAFFERS RAVE!

Our (other) spy on the Hill reports back on the ongoing dramedy that is Mr. Jackson Goes to Washington:


    People have been waiting since 11:00 a.m. The police tried their best all day to group the gawkers away from the press while still allowing normal foot traffic from the elevators to the rest of the floor. All of their efforts were worthless when the "King of Pop" arrived on the Fourth Floor at 3:05 p.m. today. There were tons of video cameras, more press than police, and more on-lookers than any Congressional activity this week. Jacko posed for pictures with the crowd while waving an Israeli flag. He quickly moved into Jackson Lee's office and then the cameras began interviewing people standing in the crowd. Police quickly dispersed the majority of the crowd - - - - now back to work. . . .the pay is not great - but the sights are occasionally odd.

Just occasionally?

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