Wonkette Exclusive: More Details on the Crazy Guy Who Drove Into the Capitol Earlier Today

capitolcar02.jpgStay off the crack. (Photo: AP)

Police report:

In a search incident to arrest, officers recovered from defendant's pocket a loaded Davis Industries Derringer .22 caliber handgun. This two-shot gun was loaded with one spent round and one live round of .22 cal ammunition. Police also recovered from his person several white rock-like substances that field tested positive for crack cocaine.


Complete "statement of facts" from the feds, after the jump.

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