WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!! KE04 Power Structure: REVEALED!
There's been a lot of speculation about what's really going on in the Kerry campaign. People are asking all kinds of questions, questions such as: Where does Joe Lockhart sit? Is Stephanie Cutter really on the way out? Who are these "lobbyists" the Washington Post is talking about? What part does ketchup play? And who the fuck is Joel Johnson? Well, we've managed to obtain an updated copy of the confidential Kerry-Edwards '04 office plan. We think it explains a lot. . .