WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!! KE04 Power Structure: REVEALED!

There's been a lot of speculation about what's really going on in the Kerry campaign. People are asking all kinds of questions, questions such as: Where does Joe Lockhart sit? Is Stephanie Cutter really on the way out? Who are these "lobbyists" the Washington Post is talking about? What part does ketchup play? And who the fuck is Joel Johnson? Well, we've managed to obtain an updated copy of the confidential Kerry-Edwards '04 office plan. We think it explains a lot. . .


ke04floorplan
UPDATE: A slightly updated floor plan was leaked to us at 4:51PM, revealing the location of the Gang of 500 Staff Lounge and Hotline. We hear there's some kind of spa service featuring Christophe, too.

Lobbyists Take Leave to Advise Kerry Campaign [WP]

Kerry Enlisting Clinton Aides in Effort to Refocus Campaign [NYT]

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