Q: So what's up with the lack of posting?

A: Fucking server.

Q: Why the long breaks between posts?

A: Fucking server.

Q: How come your posts seem stale?

A: Fucking server.

Q: Where's your post about [insert recent important/interesting/penis-related event here]?

A: Fucking server.

Q: What do you call a randy waitperson?

A: Fucking server.

We could go on. It's tempting, as if you are actually reading this, that means we've successfully posted. But that also means that we should have probably used this space for talking about something even more worthwhile. . . ass-fucking, anyone?

(And, you know, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY IMPORTANT POLITICAL NEWS HAPPENING.)