Over the weekend, Wonkette broke. As you can probably see. Basically, comments aren't publishing at the moment, old entries look like shit, and other various and sundry problems that we probably haven't discovered yet. Please bear with us, we've been told by people much smarter than us that things will be fixed and working properly again by the end of the day.
In the meantime, don't submit comments more than once, and enjoy the huge, unreadable, unbroken blocks of text below.