Wonkette Mailbag: Lou Dobbs is Angry
We get letters:
Lou is watching you. He sees you. And Lou is not happy. His gobble and rosy cheeks have turned red with rage and he plans to do a major expose on all the porn that you google. The famous words of President Thomas Whitmore could never ring more true than they do today: "We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive!"
Lou understands this, do you? Do you really? I didn't think so.