Wonkette: Media Whore

Ways that Wonkette is not like Gawker:


· Makes more blow job jokes

· Uses CSPAN as information source, not sleep aid

· Jenna Bush, not Paris Hilton; David Brooks, not Michael Wolff; primaries, not Fashion Week; Jonah Goldberg, not Vincent Gallo; The New Republic, not Vice; Wes Clark Jr., not Ryan Adams; Andrew Sullivan, not Anna Wintour

· Can't spell

Ways the Wonkette is like Gawker:

· Cares deeply about FCC obscenity guidelines

· Shares same Eastern European goat-herders as tech support staff

· Does the same features: a gossip roundup, miscellaneous items run as "Remainders," serious issues trivialized into "Short Attention Span Scandal"

· Wrote Ph. D. dissertation on maritime statutes of pre-colonial America

· Whores for advertisers. We'd like to thank British Airways and LoveinWar for their support.

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