We had been pretending the IM account for Wonkette [tipwonk] was "broken." Truth is, we were "lazy." Wonkette will now keep IM office hours 8AM-10AM, 4PM-6PM . . . more or less. Office hours are subject to cancellation without notice or reason. Do not count on an intelligent response. Or any response at all, for that matter. But the account will be active and your message will be received. Please be considerate: This not my dirtytalk screen name, it's my screen name for dirt. Ladies and gentlemen, start your dishing!