Wonkette Poll: Pick the October Surprise!

According to a Bloomberg report today, a horrific "October Surprise" will visit the United States before the midterms.

To be certain, the party's confidence is occasionally tempered by the realities of recent elections. At a private gathering sponsored by Democratic House Leader Pelosi for some of the party's biggest givers in California early this month, there was a palpable sense that Karl Rove and the White House will engineer some "October surprise."
So, what will it be? Locusts? Zombies? Free hamburgers? Take our exciting new poll ... after the jump.


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