Wonkette Proudly Brings You Wonkette Finger Puppets, For Your Fingers

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Let's be honest about our motives here. We're jealous. Yes, jealous, we say, -- of the smart guys at Richmond, Virginia alt-weekly Style, and their hilariousMcDonnell Trial Activity Book, which takes the unbelievably tacky corruption trial of former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell and lays it all out on the back of a Denny's placemat. We are, frankly, in awe -- there's mazes, coloring, a "find the Antabloc" game, a word find, and paper dolls, including the infamous white Ferrari. And after we saw that on the Rachel Maddow Show last night, by golly, we knew what our readers needed: Toys. Toys of their very own.


And so, thanks to Wonket Web Mage Shypixel, who unlike Yr Dok Zoom is actually GOOD at Photoshop, we are pleased to bring you these very cool, very official-looking Wonkette finger puppets (all celebrity images purely for parodic purposes, not for commercial use, and please, no wagering). We've got two sets so far, and prolly more on the way! Print! Snip! Enjoy!

And Rachel, we know that you and/or your writers read our little mommyblog. We're just saying. Like Col. Cathcart, we just want to make it into the Saturday Evening Post.

Set One: Wonket Heroes:

Set Two: Yr. Editrix and also Villains, too (it should be noted that Yr Editrix is not a villain, although her alignment may very well be Chaotic Neutral).

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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