Wonkette PSA: Cruising May Be Hazardous To Your Health

No, this isn't a "safe sex" public service announcement. And it doesn't have much to do with politics either.


But because we care about you, our readers, we have to warn you: do not get on a big boat that offers unlimited Baked Alaska and productions of "Cats."

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(This may be a sign that we watch way too much cable news; CNN and Fox News have been covering both stories relentlessly today. We watch cable news like bored housewives watch Oprah.)

Fire Breaks Out Aboard Cruise Ship; One Dead [CNN]

Chile Bus Crash Kills 12, Injures 2 More on Cruise Excursion [Bloomberg]

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