Wonkette readers have spoken, and this is what they said: "I’ll keep your secret, but I won’t go to prison for you." Truer words have never been put on a t-shirt, unless you count the reader-submitted nominations for the next round of Gawker t-shirts. We're partial to "Anonymous sources do it off the record," though we think that shirt should also say "Rove's bitch" on the back. Vote early, vote often.
Gawker Ts - Pick the Shirts: The Results [Gawker Shop]
Gawker Ts - Reader Submitted Slogans [Gawker Shop]