Sorry, Puerto Rico, That FEMA Thought This One Lady Could Make You 30 Million Hot Meals
Everywhere Else News
06 Feb 2018
How could FEMA give Chef Jose Andres a $30 million contract to feed Puerto Rico when it was busy giving $156 million to this lady who couldn't?
Finally! A Dorito For Me, A Woman.
Featured
05 Feb 2018
Sure, we wanted equal pay, but we got tinier, less crunchy Doritos. And if that's not a win, I don't know what is.
A Step By Step Guide To Putting FRENCH ONION ROAST BEEF SLIDERS Inside Your Face!
Culture
26 Jan 2018
OH MAN YOU WANT TO EAT THESE SO HARD.
Wherein Wonkette Defends GOP Florida Man Against Scurrilous Charges Of 'ICE PENIS'
News
28 Nov 2017
Don't say Wonkette is never fair to Republicans.
Eat This Leftover Stuffing Strata For Every Meal You Can, Until You Run Out Of Stuff
Culture
22 Nov 2017
The most delicious day of the year.
Buttercup Squash Pie To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner
Culture
22 Nov 2017
Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.
Stuffed Acorn Squash With Barley And Sausage And Pork Stock And Beer
Culture
22 Nov 2017
It's a RECIPE, DUMMY.
Put Some Food On Your Family With Aunt Wonkette's Real Cranberry Business
Culture
22 Nov 2017
We hereby challenge Susan Stamberg to a cage match. Of cranberry recipes.
Put Thanksgiving In Your Mouth With Grown-Up Baked Mac And Cheese, For Grown-Ups
Culture
22 Nov 2017
It's mac and cheese, for grown up adults. No, that doesn't mean booze. (It could mean booze.)
The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War
Culture
22 Nov 2017
This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.
Making Thanksgiving 'Monkey Bread' With Nancy Reagan, FOREVER!
Culture
22 Nov 2017
Her astrologer said the stars were propitious. She assumed that had something to do with blowjobs.
Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017
Mexicans
03 Nov 2017
This guy. This guy just ROCKS.
Ode To The New York Times Food Section
News
03 Aug 2017
No, really, we have bread outside New York City, we promise.
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