Wonkette Reports In: Photographic Evidence of Essential Nerdiness
The Democratic National Convention has made Boston the city with the highest number of Blackberrys per capita in the world. And it's not like they help you get things done. They just help identify us to the locals as complete freaks. You can take the laminated creditentials off of the reporter, but you still can't take the reporter anywhere nice.
Proof: It's 10:00 on a Saturday night, someone else is paying for all the booze and what are we doing? We're. . . checking email. It's not even like there's news to report.